I'm dropping anvils!!!

It really bugs me when people can't take a hint. Certain people are really annoying me right now, not because thy are annoying, but because they can't take a fucking hint! These people probably don't read my blog, but I still won't mention them on the off chance they do. If they do read my blog, I hope they can figure out I'm talking about them. Don't freak out if you're reading this. I'm most likely not talking about you. Anyway, in honor (?) of these people I have made a short list of historical people who could not take hints.

1. Louis XVI: You were King of France, you needed to produce an heir and your wife was a lot hotter than you. We're talking way out of your league, and it took you how long to finally do the deed?! Everyone knew you were a little slow, but how daft can you be? Poor you with all that pressure to bang your wife impregnate her. It must have been so tough. We've all heard the gay rumours, and if they are true, then I take back everything I've said. Honestly, you never should have been king in the first place, but if you had hopped on the baby-making train earlier, maybe one of your children would have survived the Revolution. Oh, well. Vive La Revolution!



2. King Arthur: Your wife, Guinevere, was a stone fox that everyone had eyes for, and same for your buddy Lancelot. You thought leaving them alone together would be a good idea? Oh Artie, you should have brought Lance with you on your journey. Then you guys could have had some quality guy time, and you would have prevented yourself from looking like a sap when you took Guin back.



3. Eddie Murphy: Not exactly a historical figure, but he really needs to take a hint. Stop doing shitty movies! Maybe you could still fill theaters with your crappy movies 10 years ago, but those days are long gone. Want to know why you didn't get that Oscar for Dreamgirls? It's because Norbit came out a little later!! What the hell Eddie?! Get your life back on track and take on another good role (Richard Pryor biopic perhaps). It will do wonders for you.

Thus ends my rant. These three came to the top of my head as I started writing this. If you've got any others, please feel free to comment, but don't write George W. Bush. I purposefully left him off because I could go on for hours about hints he should have taken.

Peace,

Kim